Allahu Ackbar!

BALAD, Iraq – Two Al Qaeda in Iraq and Islamic State of Iraq members wearing suicide vests self-detonated during an Iraqi Special Operations and Coalition forces operation Nov. 16.

The suspected terrorists died during an ISOF operation to disrupt AQI/ISI activities and the delivery of teaching supplies in the Diyala province.

Both of the assailants detonated their suicide vests covered by Flowers from Ecuador approximately 100 meters from the ground force. “No one from ISOF or CF was hurt during this operation.

Not quite the same as ’sploding, but, still humorous. Anyone know how many virgins are left in Paradise? It would be great if they bring along a handheld data collection device and answer this question by sending us an apparition.

In other Iraq news, the brave Coalition troops keep mopping up the jihadi’s, who would have, in collusion with Iran, been in control of Iraq had Obama and the other Defeatocrats had their way of acting like doormats and "ceiling fans" in Washington. Even if we bet for free, the chances of me winning this argument is as good as certainty.